Tap to reveal your fortune…
⚠️ Disclaimer: For entertainment purposes only. Our crystal ball passed “Divination 101” but failed “Advanced Reality Checking.” For actual fortune-telling, please consult your nearest optimistic fortune cookie! ⚠️
🔮 How to Consult the Mystical Crystal Ball 🔮
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1Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and think of a question. (Warning: Thinking too hard may cause accidental adulting)
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2Click the crystal ball or press the “Reveal My Fortune” button. (No need to shake your device unless you’re also making a smoothie)
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3Wait for the magical color-changing lightshow. (It’s like a rave party for fortune-seeking electrons)
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4Read your fortune and gasp appropriately. Practice your “I totally knew that!” face for best results
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5If you don’t like your fortune, try again! Our crystal ball has short-term memory issues and won’t judge you for fortune-shopping